(I was so excited to share this with you, I decided on creating an entire new category to label the post under.)
Today my family decided to truck on through the freshly covered roads of death and snow to Dublin, Ohio to visit the wonderful organic paradise of WholeFoods. Like a Trader Joe’s, but a BAZILLION times bigger. I almost peed my leggings.
There is a whole section devoted to natural beauty products (woot woot, Burt’s Bees included), which me and my mother and grandmother went crazy over. My mother showed me so much shit, I thought she was trying to make me spend my money. I picked up a bottle of Burt’s Bees Herbal Deodorant and Burt’s Bees Multicare Toothpaste, both of which I love already. The sage of the deodorant goes really well with my patchouli perfume. For the natural stuff you can’t even find in the Natural Products section in Target, this is the store for you.
There was also a nice-sized collection of pre-canned loose teas; Dragon Well, Assam Gold Rain, Silver Needle, and even magnificently-priced matcha were just a few. On the lower shelves were even some beginner teapots. Most of the teas appeared to be reasonably priced, but then again, I didn’t check how many ounces were in the tins. Hell, there may have been a little dancing monkey inside, ready to laugh in your face for paying ten bucks for his hairy ass.
Well, most were around $10. They all appeared to be nice quality teas, but I guess you should try at your own risk. Obviously you will have paid too much if it tastes like last night’s toilet drop-off. Not that you should know what that tastes like.
Surprisingly, there were even bottled pre-made teas from the Chicago-based Argo Tea, where my mother first got me hooked on loose teas by bringing home some of their Strawberry Green. That bastard…
Enjoy some honey with your tea? We got something even HEALTHIER than honey. It is the honey subsitute. Madhava’s raw agave nectar was chillin’ by the organic honeys, so we decided to pick up a bottle, and boy does it deliver. You need about 25% less than regular honey or sugar, because of it’s sweetness. An 11.75 ounce bottle runs at $3.99. It is USDA organic, vegan, and gluten free, so great for everyone. I really wish tea shops carried it, as it goes very well with light and fuller teas alike. *Sigh*…
Most things here are a bit more expensive than your average Walmart run, but you get what you pay for. All of their products are either natural or organic and great for everyone. A feel-good store for everyone, from hippies to the elderly to vegans to [insert group of people here that makes this sentence witty, such as 'health-conscious circus clowns'.].